{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
{"fact":"A sexually-active feral tom-cat \\owns\\\" an area of about three square miles and \\\"\"sprays\\\"\" to mark his territory with strong smelling urine.\"\"\"","length":145}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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